Get Yourself A Giant (Official) Mountain Dew Body Pillow, Because You Deserve It
Why seek human comfort when you could have a gigantic Mountain Dew body pillow instead? That’s right, Mountain Dew is taking its marketing to a new, comfortable level with a humongous body pillow modeled after the sugary, high-fueled soft drink. Do you need one? No. Should you get one anyway? Absolutely.
The body pillow is officially licensed and is meant to be perfectly designed after an actual bottle of the drink. Do the Dew without the actual drink itself, because there is no hard cap on obsession and technically this is one of the unofficial-yet-official Gamer Drinks Of Choice™.
“The Dew Body Pillow is a larger-than-life replica of a Mountain Dew bottle, perfect for those cold, winter nights when all you need is the comfort of your Mountain Dew to give you those warm, fuzzy feelings,” says an official press release about the latest Mountain Dew piece of memorabilia.
Real talk? I’d rock this. My husband might want to murder me, but it’d look pretty swanky next to my Garrus body pillow because who needs self respect when you have comfort like this?
The official Mountain Dew store will be offering the new pillow sometime in March, though an exact date hasn’t been given yet. Regardless, when it arrives, we’ll always know that our plushy Mountain Dew pillow is there to carry us through these trying times.
[Source: Mountain Dew via BestProducts.com]